Mad, Mad, Mad Swords (1969)

Director
Wong Tin-Lam

Main cast
Tin Ching; Chu Mu; Sammo Hung; Lau Dan

Genres
Action, Comedy, Foreign

Description
The star in Mad Mad Mad swords is a common man with numerous weaknesses and a complete worthless student of a prestigious school. To the suprise of all, however, he manages to defeat a string of renowned swordsmen, including the one-armed swordsman and the blind swordsman, by tricks and luck.


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