The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman (2010)
Director
Wuershan
Main cast
Masanobu Ando; Kitty Zhang Yuqi; Liu Xiaoye; Swanson Han Pengyi; Dong Li-Fan
Genres
Action, Comedy, Foreign
Description
A tale of revenge, honor and greed follows a group of misfits that gets involved with a kitchen cleaver made from the top five swords of the martial arts world in this wild and brash action comedy.
Wuershan
Main cast
Masanobu Ando; Kitty Zhang Yuqi; Liu Xiaoye; Swanson Han Pengyi; Dong Li-Fan
Genres
Action, Comedy, Foreign
Description
A tale of revenge, honor and greed follows a group of misfits that gets involved with a kitchen cleaver made from the top five swords of the martial arts world in this wild and brash action comedy.
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