Nobody's Baby (2001)

Director
David Seltzer

Main cast
Skeet Ulrich; Gary Oldman; Radha Mitchell; Peter Greene; Matthew Modine

Genres
Comedy

Description
Two not so bright small time crooks end up with a baby girl by "accident" and find a change in their lives. Billy (Ulrich) becomes the guy to take care of the child and look after it. Buford (Oldman) wants to get rid of it, but the others they knit with are for doing the best they can. They conspire to rob a pawn shop to get the necessary money, only to end up heroes for stopping a heist already in play.


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