Barking Dogs Never Bite (2000)
Director
Bong Joon-ho
Main cast
Lee Sung-jae; Bae Doona ; Kim Ho-jung; Byun Hee-bong
Genres
Comedy, Foreign, Horror
Description
An idle part-time college lecturer is annoyed by the yapping sound of a nearby dog. He decides to take drastic action.
Bong Joon-ho
Main cast
Lee Sung-jae; Bae Doona ; Kim Ho-jung; Byun Hee-bong
Genres
Comedy, Foreign, Horror
Description
An idle part-time college lecturer is annoyed by the yapping sound of a nearby dog. He decides to take drastic action.
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