Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

Director
Anthony Russo; Joe Russo

Main cast
William H. Macy; Isaiah Washington; Sam Rockwell; Michael Jeter; Luis Guzmán

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.


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