Don't Tempt Me (2001)
Director
AgustÃn DÃaz Yanes
Main cast
Penélope Cruz; Victoria Abril; Gael GarcÃa Bernal; Demián Bichir; Elsa Pataky
Genres
Comedy, Foreign
Description
Two angels, one from the heaven and one from the hell, come to earth to save the soul of a boxer.
AgustÃn DÃaz Yanes
Main cast
Penélope Cruz; Victoria Abril; Gael GarcÃa Bernal; Demián Bichir; Elsa Pataky
Genres
Comedy, Foreign
Description
Two angels, one from the heaven and one from the hell, come to earth to save the soul of a boxer.
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