The Hammer (2007)
Director
Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
Main cast
Adam Carolla; Oswaldo Castillo; Harold House Moore; Christopher Darga; Jonathan Hernandez
Genres
Comedy
Description
Approaching forty, Ferro is unsatisfied with his life as a construction worker and part-time boxing instructor in Los Angeles, CA. After a successful bout with a young pro boxer, Ferro decides to don the gloves one last time. The movie recounts his unlikely quest for Olympic gold.
Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
Main cast
Adam Carolla; Oswaldo Castillo; Harold House Moore; Christopher Darga; Jonathan Hernandez
Genres
Comedy
Description
Approaching forty, Ferro is unsatisfied with his life as a construction worker and part-time boxing instructor in Los Angeles, CA. After a successful bout with a young pro boxer, Ferro decides to don the gloves one last time. The movie recounts his unlikely quest for Olympic gold.
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