Boat Trip (2002)

Director
Mort Nathan

Main cast
Cuba Gooding Jr.; Horatio Sanz; Roselyn Sánchez; Vivica A. Fox; Maurice Godin

Genres
Comedy

Description
Two straight men mistakenly end up on a "gays only" cruise.


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