9 Dead Gay Guys (2003)
Director
Lab Ky Mo
Main cast
Glen Mulhern; Brendan Mackey
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Foreign
Description
The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favors to older gay men in order to subsidize their respective giros.
Lab Ky Mo
Main cast
Glen Mulhern; Brendan Mackey
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Foreign
Description
The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favors to older gay men in order to subsidize their respective giros.
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