Latifa (1989)

Director
Yefim Abramov; Nizami Musayev

Main cast
Rasim Balayev; Ceyhun Mirzəyev; Yaşar Nuri; Muxtar Maniyev; Xuraman Hacıyeva

Genres
Comedy, Documentary

Description
he Anecdote (Azerbaijani: Lətifə, Russian: Анекдот) is a full-length Azerbaijani film shot in Baku in 1989. Made in the tragic comedy genre, this film is about the dysfunctional Soviet management system in Azerbaijan SSR at the end of 1980s and about the decadence and corruption of the Soviet bureaucracy.


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