The Art of the Steal (2013)

Director
Jonathan Sobol

Main cast
Kurt Russell; Matt Dillon; Jay Baruchel; Kenneth Welsh; Chris Diamantopoulos

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.


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