The Maiden Heist (2009)

Director
Peter Hewitt

Main cast
Morgan Freeman; Christopher Walken; William H. Macy; Joseph McKenna; Wynn Everett

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.


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