E=mc2 (2002)

Director
Olaf Lubaszenko

Main cast
Cezary Pazura; Olaf Lubaszenko; Agnieszka Włodarczyk

Genres
Comedy

Description
The film tells about mainly three people - Max, a bored, smart, poor University Professor of Philosophy; Ramzes, a mafia leader, cool, strong, merciless bully and Stella, Ramzes girlfriend.


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