Jonny Vang (2003)

Director
Jens Lien

Main cast
Aksel Hennie; Laila Goody; Fridtjov Såheim; Marit Andreassen; Bjørn Sundquist

Genres
Comedy

Description
Three friends since childhood are trying to work out their complicated relationships. Jonny tries to be best friends with Magnus, Magnus tries to be married to Tuva, and Tuva tries to have sex with Jonny.


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