Bal-Can-Can (2005)

Director
Darko Mitrevski

Main cast
Vlado Jovanovski; Adolfo Margiotta; Zvezda Angelovska; Branko ?uri?

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, War, Drama

Description
A Macedonian military deserter and his Italian blood-brother are searching for a dead grandmother wrapped up in a stolen carpet, all over the Balkan's criminal underworld.


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