Men Don't Cry (1968)

Director
Sulev Nõmmik

Main cast
Ervin Abel; Kalju Karask; Voldemar Kuslap; Lia Laats; Ants Lauter

Genres
Comedy

Description
A group of sleepless nerds should be taken into sanitarium for hard-therapy. They are taken to a lonely island but no sanitarium is in sight. Suddenly turns out that the nurses have kidnapped the men and are about to give them the only useful medicine they need - fresh air and work. But the patients decide to disobey. There's only one solution - to escape. The film is absolute cult in Estonia.


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