El Carro (2003)

Director
Luis Alberto Orjuela

Main cast
Bernardo García; Fernando Solórzano; César Badillo; Fernando Arévalo; Luly Bossa

Genres
Comedy, Family, Adventure

Description
When the Velezes agree to buy a used Chevrolet Bel-Air from their neighbors, who've recently won a brand-new car in a school raffle, they're thrilled about the prospect of leaving Bogotá's public transportation system behind. Little do they know that, despite its glossy red exterior, their newfound status symbol is a real lemon. Colombian director Luis Orjuela helms this hilarious look at the pitfalls of automobile ownership.


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