The Chosen One (2010)

Director
Rob Schneider

Main cast
Rob Schneider; Steve Buscemi; Holland Taylor; Peter Riegert; Brandon Molale

Genres
Comedy

Description
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.


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