Nos amis les flics (2004)

Director
Bob Swaim

Main cast
Daniel Auteuil; Frédéric Diefenthal; Lorànt Deutsch; Pascal Elbé; Edouard Montoute

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
Une bande de jeunes voyous inoffensifs vivote de petits coups. Après un braquage loupé, ils se trouvent dans l'impossibilité de régler leurs dettes au caïd du coin, qui, pour le rembourser, leur propose le cambriolage d'une fondation d'art moderne. Mais rien ne se passe comme prévu et tout s'enchaîne... mal.


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