Crying Ladies (2003)
Director
Mark Meily
Main cast
Sharon Cuneta; Angel Aquino; Hilda Koronel; Eric Quizon; Ricky Davao
Genres
Comedy, Foreign
Description
Three working-class Manila women â Stella, Ailing and Choleng â are hired as paid mourners at a traditional Chinese funeral.
Mark Meily
Main cast
Sharon Cuneta; Angel Aquino; Hilda Koronel; Eric Quizon; Ricky Davao
Genres
Comedy, Foreign
Description
Three working-class Manila women â Stella, Ailing and Choleng â are hired as paid mourners at a traditional Chinese funeral.
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