Zemanovaload (2005)

Director
Jayson Rothwell

Main cast
Ed Byrne; Georgina Chapman; Olivia Colman; Gemma Cowap

Genres
Comedy

Description
John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.


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