Guy X (2005)

Director
Saul Metzstein

Main cast
Jason Biggs; Natascha McElhone; Jeremy Northam; Michael Ironside

Genres
Comedy

Description
A black comedy set in 1979, about a soldier mistakenly posted to an Arctic military base.


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