Santos Peregrinos (2004)

Director
Juan Carlos Carrasco

Main cast
Adal Ramones; Luis Gerardo Méndez; Ernesto Gómez Cruz; Francesca Guillén; Julieta Egurrola

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
When greed comes calling, say goodbye to saintliness. An irresistible comedy about what happens when the residents of a Mexico City apartment building discover that three religious figurines passed down through the decades from Emiliano Zapata are full of solid gold. Tempers fly, libidos flare and no one emerges unscathed, including viewers overcome by a heavenly dose of hilarity in Santos Peregrinos.


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