Si j'étais elle (2004)

Director
Stéphane Clavier

Main cast
Hélène de Fougerolles; Thierry Lhermitte; Hippolyte Girardot; Alexia Portal; Eric Caravaca

Genres
Comedy

Description
Alex is the perfect snapshot of misogynist some of its charm: he leaves his wife Léa. Selfish, indifferent, absent, he combines all handicaps to Léa's eyes, to end, leaves him.


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