The Worst Movie Ever! (2011)

Director
Glenn Berggoetz

Main cast
Glenn Berggoetz; Eileen Barker; Stuart Goldstein; Haidyn Janae Harvey; Bryce Foster

Genres
Music, Comedy, Action, Sci-Fi, Drama, Horror

Description
A robot alien. Angst-ridden teens. Cleavage-wielding soul takers. A dark overlord. A cross-dressing retard. A pregnant 14-year-old cougar. Macho scientists. Santa Claus. Yeah, this movie has it all.


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