Himalaya Singh (2005)

Director
Wai Ka-Fai

Main cast
Sean Lau; Ronald Cheng; Cecilia Cheung

Genres
Comedy

Description
Ronald has lived in the Himalayas since he was young and has grown up to become a clean-living yoga master who will soon marry an Indian beauty. But things change when an absent-minded tourist guide accidentally leads him onto her bus.


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