Keeping Mum (2005)
Director
Niall Johnson
Main cast
Rowan Atkinson; Kristin Scott Thomas; Maggie Smith; Patrick Swayze; Terry Alderton
Genres
Comedy
Description
A pastor preoccupied with writing the perfect sermon fails to realize that his wife is having an affair and his children are up to no good.
Niall Johnson
Main cast
Rowan Atkinson; Kristin Scott Thomas; Maggie Smith; Patrick Swayze; Terry Alderton
Genres
Comedy
Description
A pastor preoccupied with writing the perfect sermon fails to realize that his wife is having an affair and his children are up to no good.
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