Golf Punks (1998)

Director
Harvey Frost

Main cast
Tom Arnold; James Kirk; Rene Tardif; Katelyn Wallace; Rhys Huber

Genres
Comedy

Description
An out-of-work golf pro gets pulled into teaching the game to the "Bad News Bears" equivalent of young golfers at a public course.


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