The Land of College Prophets (2005)

Director
Thomas Edward Seymour

Main cast
Thomas Edward Seymour; Thomas Edward Seymour; Russ Russo

Genres
Comedy, Horror, Action, Fantasy

Description
Belligerent malcontents Tommy (Thomas Edward Seymour) and Rye (Philip Guerette) have mediocre jobs and are struggling at the local community college. But their problems really start when a brawl over a girl awakens an evil force, which soon drives everyone in town to perform violent, destructive acts. Fortunately, the College Prophets, a band of fighters with a long history, is on hand to try and save the day in this cult action-horror film.


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