Khottabych (2006)

Director
Pyotr Tochilin

Main cast
Vladimir Tolokonnikov; Marius Jampolskis; Boris Shcherbakov; Liva Kruminya

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy

Description
Young programmer and hacker Gena meets Khottabych - a genie who can't quite understand today life realities after spending thousands of years in a lamp.


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