To Get to Heaven First You Have to Die (2006)

Director
Jamshed Usmonov

Main cast
Khurshed Golibekov; Dinara Drukarova; Maruf Pulodzoda; Djonibek Mourodov; Shakhnosa Khodjaeva

Genres
Drama

Description
Twenty-year-old Kamal has been married for a few months but his wife is still a virgin. Learning that there is nothing physically wrong with him after visiting a doctor, Kamal sets off to town to search for another woman. The city is full of them but Kamal is still unable to meet anyone, until a chance encounter on a bus. But it looks as if this accidental meeting will take Kamal much farther than he was prepared to go… By the director of ‘Angel on the Right’. —Celluloid Dreams


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