The Lovelife of a Fat Thief (2006)

Director
Henrik Sylvén

Main cast
Tomas Köhler; Frida Hallgren; Vanna Rosenberg; Stina Rautelin; Mona Seilitz

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance

Description
Harry is a pickpocket, torn between two beloved women, one of them the cop who arrested him, the other the ghost of his dead wife. Is Harry ready for a new relationship? Can a cop date a thief? Harry learns that a jealous ghost can be a nuisance, but shows unexpected bravery.


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