Empties (2007)

Director
Jan Sv?rák

Main cast
Zden?k Sv?rák; Daniela Kolá?ová; Tatiana Vilhelmová; Ji?í Machá?ek; Pavel Landovský

Genres
Comedy

Description
Czech literature teacher Josef Tkaloun, who is past retirement age, realises one day that he no longer understands his pupils, and so he quits… dramatically. What he does not predict is that in doing this he will lose his sense of place in society.


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