Rud and Sam (2007)

Director
Grigor Gyardoushian

Main cast
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan; Aleksandr Kalyagin; Natasha Ionova; Tatyana Lyutaeva; Oskar Kuchera

Genres
Comedy, Crime, Romance

Description
Retirees Rud and Sem come into possession of a suitcase full of mob money... a comic adventure ensues.


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