J'ai toujours rv d'tre un gangster (2008)

Director
Samuel Benchetrit

Main cast
Anna Mouglalis; Edouard Baer; Jean Rochefort; Jean-Pierre Kalfon; Laurent Terzieff

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Crime

Description
Told in four vignettes, this existential comedy relates the exploits of four aspiring criminals who hope to improve their lot, but find that they might not have what it takes for a life of crime.


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