Jewtopia (2012)

Director
Bryan Fogel

Main cast
Ivan Sergei; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Joel David Moore; Jamie Lynn Sigler; Peter Stormare

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Smitten with a Jewish woman, a gentile asks his Jewish pal to advise him on how to act like a member of the community.


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