You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008)

Director
Dennis Dugan

Main cast
Adam Sandler; John Turturro; Emmanuelle Chriqui; Nick Swardson; Lainie Kazan

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.


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