Lascars (2009)

Director
Emmanuel Klotz; Albert Pereira-Lazaro

Main cast
Vincent Cassel; Omar Sy; Fred Testot; Diane Kruger; Gilles Lellouche

Genres
Animation, Comedy

Description
Condé-sur-Ginette, en périphérie d'une grande ville, à mille lieux du sable chaud, des cocotiers et du bleu océan des Caraïbes. C'est l'été. Le soleil brûle le chrome des mobylettes, réchauffe le bitume des tours, asphyxie les halls d'immeubles et crame les esprits. Ici, tout le monde rêve des plages de Santo Rico. Certains plus que d'autres. Pour Tony Merguez et José Frelate, les deux MC's du qua


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