Beer for My Horses (2008)

Director
Michael Salomon

Main cast
Toby Keith; Rodney Carrington; Greg Serano; Claire Forlani; Ted Nugent

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
"Beer for My Horses" tells the story of two best friends that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonist's girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers.


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