Internet Dating (2008)

Director
D'Juan Baham; Master P

Main cast
Katt Williams; Master P; Clifton Powell; Terry Miles

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Starring Lil Romeo, Clifton Powell, and Katt Williams and directed by Master P, this feature follows a lovelorn man who advertises himself as a seven-foot-tall L.A. Lakers basketball star in his online personals ad.


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