The Scenesters (2009)

Director
Todd Berger

Main cast
Sherilyn Fenn; Blaise Miller; Suzanne May

Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime, Mystery

Description
Someone is killing beautiful young Hipsters in East L.A. Charlie is a crime scene cleaner working for Aftershocks Inc. with a penchant for Sherlock Holmes type deduction. Wallace is an out-of-luck filmmaker working as a crime scene videographer. The detectives covering the murders are apathetic at best but with good names (Henry and Carlita, particularly Carlita). Good names, bad attitudes.


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