Fatso! (2012)

Director
Rajat Kapoor

Main cast
Bharati Achrekar; Gunjan Bakshi; Neil Bhoopalam; Yusuf Hussain

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
They say that matches are made in heaven. This is one of those films where they are undone in heaven! But then again, that's the strange thing about love: just when the worst has happened, the best happens almost like the nightmare never took place, almost like love is undeniable, almost like love and hope are two faces of the same coin.


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