The Watch (2012)
Director
Akiva Schaffer
Main cast
Jonah Hill; Ben Stiller; Vince Vaughn; Richard Ayoade; Rosemarie DeWitt
Genres
Comedy
Description
Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood - and the world - from total extermination.
Akiva Schaffer
Main cast
Jonah Hill; Ben Stiller; Vince Vaughn; Richard Ayoade; Rosemarie DeWitt
Genres
Comedy
Description
Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood - and the world - from total extermination.
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