Delightful Water Universe (2008)

Director
Trent Harris

Main cast
Bill Allred; Sina Amedson; Bill Gillane; Bill Gillane; Dan Morley

Genres
Comedy, Adventure

Description
In the not too distant future nincompoops are in charge, free thinkers are locked up, and some believe Bigfoot controls the major TV networks with a hat he constructed from windshield wiper blades. Intrepid woman chaser, Scott Vicious, and revolutionary madman, Franklin Musclewhite, may be America's last hope.


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