Taartman (2009)

Director
Annemarie van de Mond

Main cast
Jaap Spijkers; Sylvia Hoeks; René van 't Hof; Rik Launspach; Betty Schuurman

Genres
Foreign, Comedy, Crime, Drama

Description
Pastry chef Ben van Bommel runs a hitherto successful bakery, but lately run into trouble with the tax service. In order to save his business, he succumbs to criminal temptation. So he's persuaded to bake a cake with a valuable 'scret ingredient': smuggled drugs. Nobody could have foreseen the wide ramifications, such as who ends up saving Ben's bacon.


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