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Filmed live in Indianapolis in front of a crowd as diverse as her material, Suzanne Fires off hysterical rifts about her quirky family, wild gay cruises and struggles with strap-ons - proving once again why her girlfriend calls her the Mayor of Inappropriate Land. Claiming innocently that she's just talking about everyday things - like what happen when you have sex, what happens when your parents walk in on you having sex - Suzanne's irreverently real style has everyone in the audience - gay or straight - turning to one another and gasping, That's me! Timeless, delicious and always outrageous, Suzanne's broad-based brand of humor crosses over the colorful spectrum of life, covering just about everything that can happen to you when you're living large from the bottom to the top!
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