KickOff (2011)

Director
Rikki Beadle Blair

Main cast
Duncan MacInnes; Ian Sharp; Kyle Treslove; Ludvig Bonin; Craig Storrod

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
What happens when the hardest team in the Sunday Soccer league comes up against a gay team (pun intended) and finds they've finally met their match? Watch and wince as fledging referee Elton Glixton struggles to control this testosterone tsunami as rude-boy meets bum-boy in this outrageous new comedy set in the crazy gung-ho world of 5-a-side footie.


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