The Passion (2010)

Director
Carlo Mazzacurati

Main cast
Silvio Orlando; Giuseppe Battiston; Corrado Guzzanti; Cristiana Capotondi; Stefania Sandrelli

Genres
Comedy

Description
To avoid being sued, a film director reluctantly agrees to set up and direct the Good Friday celebrations in a small Tuscan town.


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