Tomme Tønner (2010)

Director
Leon Bashir; Sebastian Dalén

Main cast
Leon Bashir; Anders Danielsen Lie; Farrakh Abbas; Einar Kvarving Aarvig; Kim Bodnia

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
Three small-time criminals finally get the chance to climb the ladder - but manages to mess it all up in royal manners....


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