Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession (1973)

Director
Leonid Gayday

Main cast
Aleksandr Demyanenko; Yuriy Yakovlev; Leonid Kuravlyov; Mikhail Pugovkin; Vladimir Etush

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Shurik Timofeev builds a working model of a time machine. By accident, Ivan Bunsha, an apartment complex manager, and George Miloslavsky, a petty burglar, are transferred to 16th century Moscow, while Tsar Ivan the Terrible goes into the year 1973.


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